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Since March Of 1996      


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Slogans



What would life be without Slogans? There is a slogan for every idea that a human can come up with.

So, it is with great pride that this page was born. Feel free to submit any slogans you may have seen. Together, we can market the world!


"Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam" (seen on Cape Cod)

"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" (seen on an 8 year old)

"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"

"Procrastinate Now"

"Rehab Is for Quitters"

"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?"

"Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (on a baby-size shirt)

"Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing since 15"

"ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS, AND I MARRIED THEIR KING"

"West Virginia: One Million People, and 15 last names"

"FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION" It comes bundled with the software

"I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I'VE GOT A GUN"

"A hangover is the wrath of grapes"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance"

"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP...Park Elsewhere"

"DISCOURAGE INBREEDING...Ban Country Music"

"MOOSEHEAD" A great beer and a new experience for a moose

They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

"He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"

"Time's fun when you're having flies...Kermit the Frog"

"POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN...Cops have nothing to go on"

"FOR SALE: Iraqi rifle. Never fired. Dropped once."

"A PICTURE IS WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS...But it uses up a thousand times more memory"

"The Meek shall inherit the earth....after we're through with it."

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Think About It"

"HAM AND EGGS...A day's work for a chicken, A lifetime commitment for a pig"

"When you are waist deep in alligators, it's hard to remember that the original task was to drain the swamp"

Only melted gold is minted.

PMS really means "Pure Mean Streak".

Mom's having a bad day - Call 1-800-GRANDMA.

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

Silence is Golden....Duct tape is Silver.

If quizzes are quizzical...what are tests?

Keep your expectations low. You will rarely be disappointed.